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job stopper 

A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)

It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...
Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."
job stopper by Ralph March 23, 2005

everlasting jobstopper

a neck tattoo, face tattoo, or other quasi-permanent job prophylactic.
This everlasting jobstopper seems like a bad idea in hind-sight.

Jobstopper

A Tattoo placed on the head, face, hands,or visible part of the neck that would prevent someone from gaining employment.
Some tattoo shops refuse to give Jobstoppers so as to reduce regret.
Jobstopper by Diablo Pitt July 27, 2008

Neverending Jobstopper 

A tattoo or other distinctive form of body art that is openly visible in situations where such exhibitions are not considered professionally acceptable, such as promotion boards, interviews and the command sergeant majors office.
That Soldier would be the NCO of the year if he didn't have that neverending jobstopper on his neck.

Everlasting Jobstopper

1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker
I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.

everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.