2 definitions by Diablo Pitt

budnoculars

same thing as beer goggles but when u drink Budweiser. This is what happens in the event of too many Budweisers.

she wasn't that hot until I looked at her through my budnoculars, now she's fine as hell.

by Diablo Pitt August 18, 2013

A Tattoo placed on the head, face, hands,or visible part of the neck that would prevent someone from gaining employment.

Some tattoo shops refuse to give Jobstoppers so as to reduce regret.

by Diablo Pitt May 20, 2008