Ralph's definitions

seminoles

what FSU uses for their mascot. Pretty much is a reflection of the their stupidity and lower class because infact the seminoles were a mut tribe... don't think this is the truth... look it up, they actaully teach you this in upper end universities. Seminoles were in fact a group of indians, some from over here and there, as well as almost 60%runaway slaves... interesting! makes you think... oh wait no thinking isnt an option at FSU

that is one sketchy person, must be a seminole!

by ralph July 15, 2006

Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep

1.My friend gave me $100 if I did a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston

by Ralph June 18, 2005

Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"

Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss

by Ralph June 18, 2005

Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give a man a blow job when they are asleep

1.I got $100 for giving myself a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston

by Ralph May 13, 2005

russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

by Ralph May 13, 2005

bungee

The hair between your nut-sac and asshole.

She licked his bungee

by Ralph May 13, 2005

Digiorno

Just like Digiorno pizza, no delivery. False delivery.

Person A: Oh, I forgot to bring you your book back.

Person B: You digiorno's

by Ralph April 12, 2005