Ralph's definitions

tevi

to drive one insane.

that annoying noise is teviating.

by ralph June 23, 2003

cowtown

Collinsville, oklahoma, usa

ya i reckon ima head on back to cowtown yall.

by ralph November 18, 2004

direndra

adjective describing a person who has a morbid obsession with fanticising about coworkers whom are far smarter and prettier killing themselves by jumping off bridges.

i'm worried that afjal is direndra.

by Ralph April 1, 2004

zmoz

Web weaver of tall tales. One who claims to be an expert in power generation, web hosting and XJ fuel economy.

See also: turd dillhole

Never trust your website to zmoz.

by Ralph December 29, 2004

Kook

Anyone with an I.Q. above 100 who refuses to mentally lobotomize themself and accept the status quo and the rules set down by an imaginary authority.

"Oh, there goes Dan, saying we shouldn't cut out our citizens' livers and throw them in the fire. He's a kook." -What ancient Mayans may have considered to be a kook.

by Ralph February 14, 2005

FUDC

Fuck You Dixie Chicks

Dixie Chicks are stupid democrats.

by Ralph November 30, 2003

civic

Fruitiest cars made by Honda, usually driven around by POS white boys and little egg rolled asians

Damn Dude I smoked that dumb asians car with my 'Stang

by RaLpH March 9, 2004