Ralph's definitions

FCC

the people who want to control what you think and get rid of people in tv and radio who are not apart of the republican party or george bushes religious right. all want to get rid of howard stern the greatest thing to happen to radio since fm

howard stern is being kicked off of the radio for saying that president bush is wrong in his views of censorship

by ralph March 12, 2004

dumb b

A less than intelligent black person.

Hey Ralph, Atlanta sure is full of dumb b's.

by Ralph September 18, 2003

blows

see sucks

your project blows

by ralph March 12, 2004

oobiedoobie

oral sex performed on the rectum using strawberry or grape preserve

man dog, that chick gave me the oobiedoobie!!!

by Ralph February 10, 2003

tevi

to drive one insane.

that annoying noise is teviating.

by ralph June 23, 2003

zmoz

Web weaver of tall tales. One who claims to be an expert in power generation, web hosting and XJ fuel economy.

See also: turd dillhole

Never trust your website to zmoz.

by Ralph December 29, 2004

Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep

1.My friend gave me $100 if I did a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston

by Ralph June 18, 2005