jizzaphobia
jizzaphobia by umermyaum June 23, 2019
Words you can keep
Jizzophobia
People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;
Mayonnaise
Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.
Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt
Soft cheese
and other things....
Mayonnaise
Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.
Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt
Soft cheese
and other things....
Jizzophobia by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011
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jizzphobia
jizzphobia by Jim April 23, 2004
Jizzaphonics
A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.
Jizzaphonics by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010
Jizzphobic
Dave: "Did you shoot in her mouth?"
Harold: "No danger, she's bastard jizzphobic!"
"Go on you dirty bitch let me squirt on your tits...."
"No way, you know I'm Jizzphobic"
She's the world record jizzwalker - she's jizzphobic!"
Harold: "No danger, she's bastard jizzphobic!"
"Go on you dirty bitch let me squirt on your tits...."
"No way, you know I'm Jizzphobic"
She's the world record jizzwalker - she's jizzphobic!"
Jizzphobic by Imaffit November 27, 2009
jizmophobia
Alfredo looks like nut on pasta and I cant eat it because of my jizmophobia!
I've had jizmophobia since he spidey'd me and got jizz in my eye. In MY EYE, BITCH!
I've had jizmophobia since he spidey'd me and got jizz in my eye. In MY EYE, BITCH!
jizmophobia by spidey13 January 14, 2015
jizzaphobe
A germaphobe or person who is obsessed with cleanliness specifically as it relates to jizz. Their worst fear is touching something that someone may have jizzed on.
D: I was going to put my apartment on Airbnb, but then I thought better of it. I mean, who knows, they could jizz all over the place and I'd never know.
K: Dude, you're such a jizzaphobe.
K: Dude, you're such a jizzaphobe.
jizzaphobe by kayteesal April 15, 2016
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