jinnophobia 

A person who dislikes, or is scared of bald people. Someone who doesn’t like or hates Jinn is jinnophobic. Mainly because Jinn is bald

“Do you like Jinn?”
“Nah I’m Jinnophobic” OR “Nah I have Jinnophobia”

jinnophobia by Nbp3 February 22, 2024

Jizzophobia 

Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.

People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....

Jizzophobia by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011

Junophobia 

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.

Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.

Junophobia by FuMikechu May 15, 2008

Junophobia 

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.

Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.

Junophobia by FuMikchu May 12, 2008

jizmophobia 

Irrational fear of jizz and white sauces.

Alfredo looks like nut on pasta and I cant eat it because of my jizmophobia!

I've had jizmophobia since he spidey'd me and got jizz in my eye. In MY EYE, BITCH!

jizmophobia by spidey13 January 14, 2015

Jigophobia 

The blatant fear of black people. This fear is commonly mistaken for racism and affects most people who live in or around small rural towns all over America although most cases are recorded in the southern states.

I think Karen's Jigophobia is getting worse. Every time she sees a black person she screams rape and runs in the opposite direction.

Jigophobia by donkeypunchyou March 28, 2009

Jenophobia 

The fear of your hot water bottle creeping up your leg at night and doucing you in hot water.

This fear is believed to be caused by being abused by your parents and friends as a child or eating taht last peice of curry in the fridge even though you should'nt.

Example 1
Ben: I think i have Jenophobia
Ruth: why is that
Ben: Because in my dreams my hot water bottle shot me with its hot water
Ruth: Did it hurt?
Ben: LIKE HELL!

Example 2
Sean:do you want to know how i got Jenophobia
Emily: sure how?
Sean: i ate my dads curry
Emily:wuw like huw that makes you solid and a GANGSTA!!!
Sean:i poked a dinner nanny

Jenophobia by Ryan051991 May 22, 2009