8 definitions by donkeypunchyou
Ryan: I think I'm gonna head down to the bar and see if I can find an alcowhore.
Jake: Dude, I'm pretty sure they have a class for people like you... it's called AA... Alcowhorics Anonymous
Jake: Dude, I'm pretty sure they have a class for people like you... it's called AA... Alcowhorics Anonymous
by donkeypunchyou January 8, 2009
by donkeypunchyou November 9, 2008
Dad: Now that guy has style!
Son: What? I don't understand...
Dad: That's what we call an Afro Manchu. Now that's true old school!
Son: That's just b/c you're fucking old and grew up in the 70's.
Son: What? I don't understand...
Dad: That's what we call an Afro Manchu. Now that's true old school!
Son: That's just b/c you're fucking old and grew up in the 70's.
by donkeypunchyou January 10, 2009
Any object, person, food, or animal that appeals to Mexicans. Some things that are most likely to have Mex Appeal are bobble head dolls, cars with air ride systems and 13x12 100 spoke gold rims, white women, taco's (not to be confused with Taco Bell), and chihuahuas.
Damn! Diego must have some serious Mex Appeal because I just saw him driving down Santa Fe Ave. eating a taco with a hot blond in his new car that has air ride and a bobble head Chihuahua.
by donkeypunchyou March 11, 2009
Any automobile that can be used to carry an unusually large number of passengers. Most Mexobiles are used to transport illegal immigrants back and forth to jobs in which they are all using the same social security number. You are most likely to see a Mexobile in any of the lower 48 states mainly because Hawaii is too far and there's no fence to jump over to get there and Alaska is just too damn cold for them.
Coworker 1: Jose came to pick Pedro up at work yesterday and you'd never guess who showed up and jumped in the Pinto: Pablo, Jesus, Maria, Juan, Carlos, Dora, Diego, and Bill.
Coworker 2: Tuesday I saw an entire paint and drywall crew with all of their equipment packed into a Chevy S-10 with a topper.
Coworker 3: That's nothing! Today I saw half a truck being pulled by a donkey.
Now that's a true Mexobile!
Coworker 2: Tuesday I saw an entire paint and drywall crew with all of their equipment packed into a Chevy S-10 with a topper.
Coworker 3: That's nothing! Today I saw half a truck being pulled by a donkey.
Now that's a true Mexobile!
by donkeypunchyou March 11, 2009
Person 1: omg I'm so sick of ur shit
Person 2: well my shit isn't as bad as ur's
Person 47: would u guy's just stfu and leave it b. Some1 needs 2 end this textroversy!
Person 2: well my shit isn't as bad as ur's
Person 47: would u guy's just stfu and leave it b. Some1 needs 2 end this textroversy!
by donkeypunchyou November 10, 2008
Ugly homeless lesbian with man-ish figure. Also loosely defined as your friends ugly ex-wife. Can sometimes be used to describe women that are a little more than lets just say "undesirable".
I don't have any change ya fucking gutter dyke!
I know you're my friend but you've got to tell your "gutter dyke" to stop hitting on me.
I know you're my friend but you've got to tell your "gutter dyke" to stop hitting on me.
by donkeypunchyou November 10, 2008