Definitions by donkeypunchyou
Jigophobia
The blatant fear of black people. This fear is commonly mistaken for racism and affects most people who live in or around small rural towns all over America although most cases are recorded in the southern states.
I think Karen's Jigophobia is getting worse. Every time she sees a black person she screams rape and runs in the opposite direction.
Jigophobia by donkeypunchyou March 28, 2009
Gutter Dyke
Ugly homeless lesbian with man-ish figure. Also loosely defined as your friends ugly ex-wife. Can sometimes be used to describe women that are a little more than lets just say "undesirable".
I don't have any change ya fucking gutter dyke!
I know you're my friend but you've got to tell your "gutter dyke" to stop hitting on me.
I know you're my friend but you've got to tell your "gutter dyke" to stop hitting on me.
Gutter Dyke by donkeypunchyou March 27, 2009
hootis
hootis by donkeypunchyou March 26, 2009
Textroversy
Person 1: omg I'm so sick of ur shit
Person 2: well my shit isn't as bad as ur's
Person 47: would u guy's just stfu and leave it b. Some1 needs 2 end this textroversy!
Person 2: well my shit isn't as bad as ur's
Person 47: would u guy's just stfu and leave it b. Some1 needs 2 end this textroversy!
Textroversy by donkeypunchyou March 26, 2009
Mexobile
Any automobile that can be used to carry an unusually large number of passengers. Most Mexobiles are used to transport illegal immigrants back and forth to jobs in which they are all using the same social security number. You are most likely to see a Mexobile in any of the lower 48 states mainly because Hawaii is too far and there's no fence to jump over to get there and Alaska is just too damn cold for them.
Coworker 1: Jose came to pick Pedro up at work yesterday and you'd never guess who showed up and jumped in the Pinto: Pablo, Jesus, Maria, Juan, Carlos, Dora, Diego, and Bill.
Coworker 2: Tuesday I saw an entire paint and drywall crew with all of their equipment packed into a Chevy S-10 with a topper.
Coworker 3: That's nothing! Today I saw half a truck being pulled by a donkey.
Now that's a true Mexobile!
Coworker 2: Tuesday I saw an entire paint and drywall crew with all of their equipment packed into a Chevy S-10 with a topper.
Coworker 3: That's nothing! Today I saw half a truck being pulled by a donkey.
Now that's a true Mexobile!
Mexobile by donkeypunchyou March 11, 2009
Mex Appeal
Any object, person, food, or animal that appeals to Mexicans. Some things that are most likely to have Mex Appeal are bobble head dolls, cars with air ride systems and 13x12 100 spoke gold rims, white women, taco's (not to be confused with Taco Bell), and chihuahuas.
Damn! Diego must have some serious Mex Appeal because I just saw him driving down Santa Fe Ave. eating a taco with a hot blond in his new car that has air ride and a bobble head Chihuahua.
Mex Appeal by donkeypunchyou March 11, 2009
Afro Manchu
Dad: Now that guy has style!
Son: What? I don't understand...
Dad: That's what we call an Afro Manchu. Now that's true old school!
Son: That's just b/c you're fucking old and grew up in the 70's.
Son: What? I don't understand...
Dad: That's what we call an Afro Manchu. Now that's true old school!
Son: That's just b/c you're fucking old and grew up in the 70's.
Afro Manchu by donkeypunchyou January 10, 2009