Jizzlamic

Jizzlamic is a super cool kid who gets lots of money and hoes

Wow jizzlamics cock is huge!

by Caitlyn Jones June 17, 2021

Jizzlamic Jihad

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.

Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!

by D-Fence October 20, 2010

Jizzmatic

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.

That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!

by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014

jizzasmic

Orgasmic for men only!

Dat poppin ass is jizzasmic

by Docter Solburn October 13, 2009

jizzlam

A deragotory slang term for Islam.

I don't trust that new guy, he practices Jizzlam.

by knightly coriander October 16, 2007

Jizzalicious

something so delicious it makes you jizz your pants at the first bite :)

dude that sandwhich was jizzalicious tell your mom too make more!

by Devin Hampton Taylor November 2, 2006

Jizzmic

That which has a high quality or excellence on par with, or exceeding, that of male ejaculate. Usually pertainting to food. Adjective.

"This sauce is jizzmic"

"Those are some jizzmic beans"

by jimjamjoo January 23, 2010