jizzasmic

Orgasmic for men only!

Dat poppin ass is jizzasmic

by Docter Solburn October 13, 2009

Jiztastic

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.

Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic

by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

Jizzlamic Jihad

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.

Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!

by D-Fence October 20, 2010

Jizznastics

During coitus, a male cartwheels over his partner, all the while climaxing on them (with a fountain of jizz).

"Great form!" Jessica exclaimed as Will executed perfect Jizznastics!

by cum-pony11 November 14, 2019

Jizztastic

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011

jizzasm

It happens when you have a really strong orgasm and it feels like your balls are going to explode.

"Last night when me and Jill were getting it on, she blew me so hard I had a jizzasm all over the neighbor's window!"

by Rilesky June 17, 2008

jizztastic

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004