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That which has a high quality or excellence on par with, or exceeding, that of male ejaculate. Usually pertainting to food. Adjective.
"This sauce is jizzmic"

"Those are some jizzmic beans"
by jimjamjoo January 23, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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When something is so goddamn incredibly awesome you physically jizz yourself.
Did you see that dude dropkick that bear in the face holy shit it was fucking jizzmic man!
by Randy Cox June 08, 2010
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