Jizzmic

That which has a high quality or excellence on par with, or exceeding, that of male ejaculate. Usually pertainting to food. Adjective.

"This sauce is jizzmic"

"Those are some jizzmic beans"

by jimjamjoo January 23, 2010

jizzmic

When something is so goddamn incredibly awesome you physically jizz yourself.

Did you see that dude dropkick that bear in the face holy shit it was fucking jizzmic man!

by Randy Cox June 10, 2010

jizzmic invador

someone who i dont like, therefore i make up a new word, this means somene who takes it in the bum maybe

adam u fuckin arse, u r a jizzmic invader

by leewee January 24, 2005

jizzics

Jesus + Physics = Jizzics

When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.

by polish penitrator October 19, 2010

jizzic

to work your sexual magic

you get with that girl last night man? yeaaa i worked my jizzic

by daniel45455445y May 31, 2009

jizzica

A name given to girls named "Jessica" who enjoy the habits of oral sex.

ex 1)
Jess- Oh, Collin, what's up?
Collin- DUDES I just met a Jizzica!

ex 2) Jess- Hey, guess what happened last night.
Person 2- Do I even have to, Jizzica?

by kreuton December 15, 2008

jizzmine

a nickname given to a female with the name jasmine who loves takes cumshots to the eye

i heard that jizzmine almost loves having cum on her tummy as much as she loves it in her eye

by luvs2spooge87 February 20, 2009