Top definition
That which has a high quality or excellence on par with, or exceeding, that of male ejaculate. Usually pertainting to food. Adjective.
"This sauce is jizzmic"

"Those are some jizzmic beans"
by jimjamjoo January 23, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Jizzmic mug for your brother Manley.
When something is so goddamn incredibly awesome you physically jizz yourself.
Did you see that dude dropkick that bear in the face holy shit it was fucking jizzmic man!
by Randy Cox June 08, 2010
Get the mug
Get a jizzmic mug for your cat Manley.