Jizzemite

A cosmetic product that resembles male sperm in either texture,color,or elasticity.

Her facial looked like total jizzemite

by RedRum51 January 16, 2010

jizzmine

a nickname given to a female with the name jasmine who loves takes cumshots to the eye

i heard that jizzmine almost loves having cum on her tummy as much as she loves it in her eye

by luvs2spooge87 February 20, 2009

jizzepie

An individual who thinks he is hot shit around asians, but actually isn't. He thinks he can woo any girl and constantly has a crush on a different person each week.

Andrew likes Uma now? He's such a jizzepie.

by Ayyyyyyyyyy lmao January 18, 2015

jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.

Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool

by Mgay July 28, 2009

jizzmeister

One who jizzes too much.

Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!

by Niget Ninja March 13, 2009

Jizzmeister

A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.

Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.

by Kulikijuma July 17, 2009

Jizzimate

A slang term for the art of ejaculation.

Mark: She made me go from floppy to making me jizzimate all up in her mouth.

by Jizz_Wizz August 6, 2011