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jizzmine 

a nickname given to a female with the name jasmine who loves takes cumshots to the eye
i heard that jizzmine almost loves having cum on her tummy as much as she loves it in her eye
jizzmine by luvs2spooge87 February 20, 2009
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An individual who thinks he is hot shit around asians, but actually isn't. He thinks he can woo any girl and constantly has a crush on a different person each week.
Andrew likes Uma now? He's such a jizzepie.
jizzepie by Ayyyyyyyyyy lmao January 18, 2015

jizzenate 

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.
Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool
jizzenate by Mgay July 28, 2009

jizzmeister 

Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!
jizzmeister by Niget Ninja March 13, 2009

Jizzmeister 

A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.
Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.
Jizzmeister by Kulikijuma July 17, 2009

Jizzimate 

A slang term for the art of ejaculation.
Mark: She made me go from floppy to making me jizzimate all up in her mouth.
Jizzimate by Jizz_Wizz August 6, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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