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jizzmine 

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a nickname given to a female with the name jasmine who loves takes cumshots to the eye
i heard that jizzmine almost loves having cum on her tummy as much as she loves it in her eye
jizzmine by luvs2spooge87 February 20, 2009
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Jizzemite • jizzenate • jizzmeister • Jazzmite • jizzamine • jizzepie • jizzerate • jizzeritis • Jizzimate • jizzmine

jizzepie

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An individual who thinks he is hot shit around asians, but actually isn't. He thinks he can woo any girl and constantly has a crush on a different person each week.
Andrew likes Uma now? He's such a jizzepie.
jizzepie by Ayyyyyyyyyy lmao January 18, 2015
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jizzenate 

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The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.
Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool
jizzenate by Mgay July 28, 2009
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jizzmeister 

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One who jizzes too much.
Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!
jizzmeister by Niget Ninja March 13, 2009
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Jizzmeister 

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A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.
Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.
Jizzmeister by Kulikijuma July 17, 2009
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Jizzimate 

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A slang term for the art of ejaculation.
Mark: She made me go from floppy to making me jizzimate all up in her mouth.
Jizzimate by Jizz_Wizz August 6, 2011
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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