Jizzcost

Number of dollars spent per week on a girl divided by number of orgasms attained from said girl. For example if you spend $100 dollars week and you came 5 times FROM THE SAME GIRL that SAME week. Your Jizzcost is 20. The lower the Jizzcost the more financially sound your future may be.

Remember: It's similar to P/E Ratio. $$$/# of Orgasms.

"I know she is hot bro, but have you really analyzed your jizzcost with that girl?" Typically, Jizzcost can be very high for married guys. If you are DINKS your Jizzcost goes down but only if you have a joint account.

Jizzcost by Deltapirate March 20, 2013

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jizzcopter

the event in which your semen gets all over your hand. Since it's so stringy, the only way to get it off is throwing it, thusly propelling a helicopter semen in the air.

While walking into the bathroom, I was slapped in the face with a jizzcopter by someone in the stall beating his joe.

jizzcopter by one and only kp February 8, 2010

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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