jizzmeister

One who jizzes too much.

Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!

by Niget Ninja March 13, 2009

Jizzmeister

A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.

Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.

by Kulikijuma July 17, 2009

jizzmonster

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

jizzmaster zero

The greatest porn villain of all time

Jizzmaster Zero youre a pig fucking hunk of shit!

by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004

Jizzmaster

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.

Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.

by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010

jizmeister

Sperm Donor

Brad has been making some extra money as a jizmeister.

by Bob Velvetta June 9, 2017

jizmeister

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

by Alex L. Phillips May 18, 2007