jazzfucked

Listening to jazz music while being aggressively raped by 2 white men and 2 black men

Jim: Mike, "Me, Bob, LeSean, and DaQuean" all jazzfucked that whore that lives in apartment 296 last night.

by Vagina McNuggets October 23, 2012

Jazzacked

adjective 1. Not functioning properly or not in working order. 2. The state of disorder for any object or condition. 3. The qualitative description of entropy within any given system.

Sean drove his truck into a tree and now the front end is all jazzacked.

That newb packed into that snowbank and now their snowboard is all jazzacked.

The economy is totally jazzacked

by arctic_crash March 19, 2009

jamfucked

when activities are fucked up in multiple ways; when daily life becomes affected by someone elses incompetency; public actions that cause harm far exceeding reason.

1) man, they gave me so much shit to do at work today today, i don't know what will get done on time, this job is totally jamfucked.

2) Holy crap George Bush has jamfucked our military.

3) The supreme court has jamfucked the nation with ideas of false liberty.

by prairiemantis June 27, 2012

jackfucked

it's like being checked into the boards in hockey except not on ice and wearing regular shoes

My buddy is always playing tricks on me when we are drunk. Last night I came up behind him and jackfucked him into a parked car.

by thatmoneybadger March 18, 2023

jailfucked

when jailbreaking an ipod or i phone and it backfires.

his iphone wont unlock for another 64321897 minutes. he got jailfucked.

by thisguyandthatguy June 8, 2010