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Jizzsucker

1.) The last name of Spurlock Ag-Lime's new female attatchment, Mrs. VJ

2.) The act of sucking jizz out of a healthy or diseased penis.
Example 1.) VJ's initials stand for Venereal Jizzsucker.

Example 2.) Tyson's girlfriend VJ is a venereal jizzsucker who gets most of her protein supplement from his herpes infested cock secretions.
by HonestTruthBeKnown June 21, 2009
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jizzbucket

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.
Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.
by Shit Brick July 2, 2003
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jizzbucket

A jizzbucket is the modern replacement for the jizz rag.

Plus, after a couple of months, you have a bucket full of unique and tasty cheese.
Fabio became such an expert he could hit the jizzbucket from across the room.
by scodder April 24, 2010
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Jizzmacker

a chorus of women, all producing a quite loud thwack in the cheek, lip area of another, completly filled with jizz. when many jizzmackers perform at once it can be called jizzmacking. Or Fluctuating.
Like when you get 3 or 4 girls almost hallucinating off the production of sound, whilst ones mouth is loaded with semen, producing a loud thwack. often girls claim feeling "high" or "euphoric,"and a little "speedy" when Jizzmacking. Jizzmacker
by p0rn December 9, 2008
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Jizzbucket

A common reference to a human race populant. Plural: Jizzbuckets.
"We are morbid Jizzbuckets who like to watch people's lives go down the toilet" - Jim Norton
by wildturkey February 20, 2013
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jizzjacker

A person who does not suck dick, but lets them blow a load in his/her mouth.
Dan (aka Geoffrey)is a jizzjacker, I caught him in the garage giving Jim a handjob and Jim shot the load in his mouth
by saggy, nutz August 21, 2007
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Jizznackered

Fatigue and aching in rotator cuff from repetive motion. A pain so intense the shoulder is barely functional. A term used on an an assembly line at auto assembly plant.
Rusty, I gotzta go the the plant hospital my shoulder be jizznackered, Dr. Linn tell me for sure.
by cheech393 July 21, 2008
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