jizzem 

To squirt a large amount of lotion in one or both hands, run up to someone, slap in the face, and therefore spreading the lotion all over their face as if they were just jizzed on.

Dude, look at eric's face, he took that jizzem like a pro!

I heard McKinley is gonna jizzem the shit outta him!

jizzem by jfuellhart October 20, 2009

Jizzem 

1)Plural to the word jizz.
2) other definion to cum, spooge, jizz, man goo, love juice etc.
3) a jizz filled girl is a 'little Jizzem'.
4) talking in relation to seamen

"look at billy, she hasnt wiped the jizzem from her face"
"dang billy, you little jizzem"

Jizzem by Lloyd and jesse (YAY) April 4, 2006

jizzem 

The only word that rhymes with rhythm.

That jizzem really suited her pearl necklace

jizzem by Jonny(...) Prong February 28, 2020

jizzem sandwich 

A delicate pastry topped with a white creme substance, usually jizz.

Customer: Hey you guys got any jizzem sandwiches?
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.

jizzem sandwich by rice4lyfeinda415 March 15, 2009

jizzed up 

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.

Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.

jizzed up by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010

al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face

im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera

al jizzera by jizza000 December 29, 2015

Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

Jizzer by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019