Jizzel

Name: Jizzel Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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Kim: "Honey, you know I love you but your jizzel is stinging my back."

Mike: "Listen babe, once I launch it, I don't care where it lands or what it does."

Jizzel by WhyMe? February 13, 2014

Words you can keep

Jizzel

blowing your load in feabha's hair

jizzel in your womans hair

Jizzel by jimno11111 January 20, 2009

Related Words

Jizzel • jizzeling • Jizzelation • jizzelicious • Jizzell • Jizzelle • Jizzely • Roxy Jizzel • jizz elf • jizzes

jizzel

A beautiful girl. She can accomplish anything she puts her head to. She is strong and never gives up!Jizzel means YOUR PRETTY JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

wow,babygirl your so jizzel.

jizzel by rozy garza March 12, 2019

Jizzel

Beautiful girl and loyal girl.She is the best girl to hang out with.<3.She is amazing to be around and to be friends with.She so pretty and she skinny.She makes your day.💜She is protective to her friends and family.And she loves spending time with them.She is always litt🔥

I love jizzel
Im a jizzel

Jizzel by Jizzel May 12, 2018

jizzel

a bitch who only looks for money and materialistic things in men and women

what happened to your girl man? she must of been a real jizzel

jizzel by King Juliusss September 4, 2020

Roxy Jizzel

A nice porn star name to use if your prank calling a dating hotline and pretending to be sexy. It is often used to set someone up thinking that their fantasy girl is going to be at a nightclub and that their going to hookup. Usualy a bleached blonde wearing a cheetah print dress with black pumps and their real name is Daisy. Usualy the guys name is Rick

Guy 1:Aww man i just got Roxy Jizzeled last night!

Guy 2:Damn Roxies...why do they have to be so sexy!

Roxy Jizzel by Daisy1727 November 29, 2010

jizzillion

A number so big that you ejaculate.

A jizzillion has so damn many numbers you cum your pants.

jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026