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Jizzel 

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A watery cum spray.
Kim: "Honey, you know I love you but your jizzel is stinging my back."

Mike: "Listen babe, once I launch it, I don't care where it lands or what it does."
Jizzel by WhyMe? February 13, 2014
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Jizzel 

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blowing your load in feabha's hair
jizzel in your womans hair
Jizzel by jimno11111 January 20, 2009
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Jizzel • jizzeling • Jizzelation • jizzelicious • Jizzell • Jizzelle • Jizzely • Roxy Jizzel • jizz elf • jizzes

jizzel 

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A beautiful girl. She can accomplish anything she puts her head to. She is strong and never gives up!Jizzel means YOUR PRETTY JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
wow,babygirl your so jizzel.
jizzel by rozy garza March 12, 2019
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Jizzel 

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Beautiful girl and loyal girl.She is the best girl to hang out with.<3.She is amazing to be around and to be friends with.She so pretty and she skinny.She makes your day.💜She is protective to her friends and family.And she loves spending time with them.She is always litt🔥
I love jizzel
Im a jizzel
Jizzel by Jizzel May 12, 2018
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jizzel 

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a bitch who only looks for money and materialistic things in men and women
what happened to your girl man? she must of been a real jizzel
jizzel by King Juliusss September 4, 2020
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Roxy Jizzel 

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A nice porn star name to use if your prank calling a dating hotline and pretending to be sexy. It is often used to set someone up thinking that their fantasy girl is going to be at a nightclub and that their going to hookup. Usualy a bleached blonde wearing a cheetah print dress with black pumps and their real name is Daisy. Usualy the guys name is Rick
Guy 1:Aww man i just got Roxy Jizzeled last night!

Guy 2:Damn Roxies...why do they have to be so sexy!
Roxy Jizzel by Daisy1727 November 29, 2010
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jizzillion 

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A number so big that you ejaculate.
A jizzillion has so damn many numbers you cum your pants.
jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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