To squirt a large amount of lotion in one or both hands, run up to someone, slap in the face, and therefore spreading the lotion all over their face as if they were just jizzed on.
Dude, look at eric's face, he took that jizzem like a pro!
I heard McKinley is gonna jizzem the shit outta him!
I heard McKinley is gonna jizzem the shit outta him!
by jfuellhart October 20, 2009
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2) other definion to cum, spooge, jizz, man goo, love juice etc.
3) a jizz filled girl is a 'little Jizzem'.
4) talking in relation to seamen
2) other definion to cum, spooge, jizz, man goo, love juice etc.
3) a jizz filled girl is a 'little Jizzem'.
4) talking in relation to seamen
by Lloyd and jesse (YAY) April 4, 2006
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by Jonny(...) Prong February 28, 2020
Get the jizzem mug.Customer: Hey you guys got any jizzem sandwiches?
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.
by rice4lyfeinda415 March 15, 2009
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To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
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Get the al jizzera mug.A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.
“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”
“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”
“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”
by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019
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