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To squirt a large amount of lotion in one or both hands, run up to someone, slap in the face, and therefore spreading the lotion all over their face as if they were just jizzed on.
Dude, look at eric's face, he took that jizzem like a pro!

I heard McKinley is gonna jizzem the shit outta him!
by jfuellhart October 18, 2009
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1)Plural to the word jizz.
2) other definion to cum, spooge, jizz, man goo, love juice etc.
3) a jizz filled girl is a 'little Jizzem'.
4) talking in relation to seamen
"look at billy, she hasnt wiped the jizzem from her face"
"dang billy, you little jizzem"
by Lloyd and jesse (YAY) March 19, 2006
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