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Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.
Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.
Jizzed my pants by kam75xx April 11, 2021
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Jizzed in my pants 

Hey how'd your calc test go?

Not good. I knew the stuff, I just jizzed in my pants.
Jizzed in my pants by Spocker December 2, 2010

Jizzed In My Pants 

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.
"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
Jizzed In My Pants by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Jizzed in my pants 

what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.
when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

Jizzed In My Pants 

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.
Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
Jizzed In My Pants by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

Jizzed in my pants 

When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm
Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!

jizzed in my pants 

To get a huge shock.
I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...
jizzed in my pants by pantswetter November 23, 2010
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