Jizzed my pants
Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.
Jizzed my pants by kam75xx April 11, 2021
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Jizzed in my pants
Jizzed in my pants by Spocker December 2, 2010
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Jizzed In My Pants
"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."
"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
Jizzed In My Pants by Smithers john January 31, 2009
Jizzed in my pants
Jizzed in my pants by bagelbailey June 7, 2009
Jizzed In My Pants
Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"
Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"
Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"
Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"
Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
Jizzed In My Pants by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009
Jizzed in my pants
When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm
Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!
Jizzed in my pants by BitchPlease!Forreal? September 3, 2013
jizzed in my pants
I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...
jizzed in my pants by pantswetter November 23, 2010
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