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Jizzed 

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Messed/fucked up
"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"
Jizzed by LordLamb October 19, 2018
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Jizzed 

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When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.
Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!
Jizzed by SlopNChop October 12, 2016
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Jizzed 

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When you feel extremely excited about something.
OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!
Jizzed by pepitabis November 24, 2019
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Jizzed 

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Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.
I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.
Jizzed by Miku326 January 31, 2009
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Jizzed 

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Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"
Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it
Jizzed by Joseph February 8, 2005
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jizzed 

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when a lad blurts on ya
he just jizzed on me
jizzed by charlotte stains May 13, 2005
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