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A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.
Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

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Sexual intercourse in which the male take his penis and puts it in the womans anal area. Also used by gay males.
Guy 1:Dude I totally wanna do that chick in the pooper.

Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!

Guy 3: Already did
by Brad5o5 January 24, 2009

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To be hit with lubrication from a male that is in the act of masturbation. Usually lotion, sometimes spit.
"AWW MAN I GOT LUBED!"

by Brad5o5 February 01, 2009

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a cousin I'd like to fuck.
Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF

Jay: I know right?

Brad: Totally tap that
by brad5o5 March 14, 2009

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1. Smokin weed while swingin.

2. A phrase someone says to a pothead friend who wants weed but literally swinging high.
2.
Matt: Aaron we're getting high on the swings wanna come?

Aarom: No effing way! I'll be there with the mari j.

Brad: Ya we are gonna get like ten feet up in the air dude!!!!

Jason: Then JUMP!!!!

Aaron: Awwwww
by Brad5o5 July 09, 2009

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Slang for sperming or term used by teenagers meaning sweet,cool,rad etc.
Example 1:

Brad:"I just got a new guitar!"

Mike:"That's Jizzin man!"

Brad:"Totally Jizzin!"



Example 2:

Guy 1:"Dude I just had a jizzin accident...."

Guy 2:"Not again!"
by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

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Color used by a dumbass teenager that has no idea what a color is.
Eddie:"THAT'S CHINESE PURPLE!"

Brad:"No it's dark white retard"

Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"
by Brad5o5 January 29, 2009

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