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jizz in pussy 

Prerequisite for conception: creating a child.
If she is in heat the potential for conception is high with any jizz in pussy. The increased cervical mucus action of "the pill", actually an abortifacient, is foiled, thereby relying on hostile endometrium to eject the newly conceived child in her menstrual cycle

Parenthood ought last longer.

A fucking orgasm is NOT worth the life of your child.

Jizz in my pants 

The video opens with Samberg singing in a night club. As he is invited to Molly Sims' apartment, he prematurely ejaculates, or "jizzes in his pants", in the hallway. Taccone then ejaculates prematurely while conversing with a check-out girl, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, in a grocery store. Justin Timberlake appears as a janitor. Samberg then exits a cinématheque, when the discovery of a missed telephone call from a girl causes him to prematurely ejaculate. In another scene, Taccone is seen driving his car, listening to the radio, when a song begins to play that reminds him of a girl, and causes him to "jizz in his pants" yet again. Samberg and Taccone then sing about how they easily "jizz in their pants" from stimuli such as an alarm clock, opening a window, the truth about Bruce Willis's character (Dr. Malcolm Crowe) dying at the end of The Sixth Sense, and ingesting a grape. Next, Samberg and Taccone explain that whenever they are adjacent to women, they ejaculate prematurely, which, they say, necessitates constant wearing of condoms. Akiva Schaffer can be seen in the background at various times as the disc jockey.3
Jizz in my pants by wambulance March 8, 2009

jizz in my pants 

it happens. girl walkin' down the steet. in the club. grinding. talking at the cash register. sexy breezes. grapes. you name the situation, it happens.
"i ate some grapes so i JIZZ IN MY PANTS
jizz in my pants by branine33 December 18, 2008

jizz in my pants 

An short for SNL that was created by the comedy group, The Lonely Island.

It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely

ejaculate throughout the song.
"Jizz in My Pants" is epic win. I need to watch it at least once a day.
jizz in my pants by BloodyWind December 20, 2008

Jizz In My Pants 

Possibly the funniest music video ever spawned. If you havn't seen it, do not finish reading this; it is time to venture to youtube my friend, and witness the comedy of 'The Lonely Island'.
OOOOoooohhhh
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna play by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I
JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
OOOOOoooohhhhhhhh
Jizz In My Pants by Dope Logix February 10, 2009

jizz in my pants 

The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax.

The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
1: I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
jizz in my pants by Tamek December 17, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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