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Jiza
Jiza by anonymous November 24, 2021
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When you are having sex with your partner and you pretend to be a wizard, and then pull out your penis and use it as a magic wand and jizz all over your partner while at the same time yelling 'abracadabra'
Last night I was having a fantastic bang session and I decided that she need to be given the Jizard!
Jizard by Bikeboy June 26, 2018
Related Words

jizaster 

when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster
last night he came all over the headboard AND my freshly washed hair, it was a total jizaster!
jizaster by pin-up dollie June 29, 2009
jizan? she’s extremely pretty, but you shouldn’t mess with her.

somehow spends hours listening to Black Swan but can’t reply to a message, thats how jizan works.

great in subjects, everyone pretty chill with her. decent crushes, jizan is an average girl. but don’t mess with her during breaking point, or it be YOUR breaking point.

anyway, stan the jizans.
“jizan, he-”

“bitch wtf!!! why you dm me????? I WAS IN BREAKING POINT!!!!!”

“im sorr-”

STOP DMING ME!!!!! I KEEP LEAVING DAMMIT!!”

“ok jeez-”

blocked
Jizan by slutforjizan February 7, 2020
jizabelle by sanchez September 8, 2003

jizarific 

When a girl is soo good looking she is worth jizing on or have intercourse with
DAMN, look at that girl she soo fine, she's jizarific.
jizarific by Zach February 3, 2005

jizarific 

Combination of Jiz and Terrific. Used as an adjective to describes an event, action, experience, etc. as being beyond terrific.
1. "Those girl scout cookies were jizarific."

2. "That ride was jizarific."

3. "Thanks, I had a jizarific time."
jizarific by Anthony M. Hall May 13, 2005
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