Jiza
Jiza
Jiza
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Jizard
When you are having sex with your partner and you pretend to be a wizard, and then pull out your penis and use it as a magic wand and jizz all over your partner while at the same time yelling 'abracadabra'
Last night I was having a fantastic bang session and I decided that she need to be given the Jizard!
Related Words
Jizan • Jizard • jizarific • Jiza • jizabel • jizabelle • jizackle • jizah • jizalicious • Jizalicous
jizaster
when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster
jizaster by pin-up dollie June 29, 2009
Jizan
jizan? she’s extremely pretty, but you shouldn’t mess with her.
somehow spends hours listening to Black Swan but can’t reply to a message, thats how jizan works.
great in subjects, everyone pretty chill with her. decent crushes, jizan is an average girl. but don’t mess with her during breaking point, or it be YOUR breaking point.
anyway, stan the jizans.
somehow spends hours listening to Black Swan but can’t reply to a message, thats how jizan works.
great in subjects, everyone pretty chill with her. decent crushes, jizan is an average girl. but don’t mess with her during breaking point, or it be YOUR breaking point.
anyway, stan the jizans.
“jizan, he-”
“bitch wtf!!! why you dm me????? I WAS IN BREAKING POINT!!!!!”
“im sorr-”
“STOP DMING ME!!!!! I KEEP LEAVING DAMMIT!!”
“ok jeez-”
blocked
“bitch wtf!!! why you dm me????? I WAS IN BREAKING POINT!!!!!”
“im sorr-”
“STOP DMING ME!!!!! I KEEP LEAVING DAMMIT!!”
“ok jeez-”
blocked
Jizan by slutforjizan February 7, 2020
jizabelle
jizarific
jizarific
Combination of Jiz and Terrific. Used as an adjective to describes an event, action, experience, etc. as being beyond terrific.
1. "Those girl scout cookies were jizarific."
2. "That ride was jizarific."
3. "Thanks, I had a jizarific time."
2. "That ride was jizarific."
3. "Thanks, I had a jizarific time."
jizarific by Anthony M. Hall May 13, 2005
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