132 definitions by Zach
by Zach December 22, 2003
Dude the Commons is sup nerce
by Zach October 8, 2003
"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"
by Zach June 21, 2003
The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
by Zach February 17, 2004
the action of ribs breaking due to the "hilarity" of a joke. A sarcastic remark endowed upon a person or persons who tell lameass jokes.
"KRAK!" said Armaan to Neresh after Neresh had told him that uber lame joke
OR
Armaan:Haha! that man looks like a donkey...
Neresh:KRAK!
OR
Armaan:Haha! that man looks like a donkey...
Neresh:KRAK!
by Zach July 16, 2004
"I see no changes. Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare."
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare."
by Zach March 15, 2005
1.A place were human children spend the first 18 years of their life
2.A place were children are forced to accept the dominant ideas of the day and a place were original ideas are thrown out
3. school= 1/3learning+1/3busy work ex. making valentine card holders in 2nd grade+1/6lunch+1/12not payingattention+1/12 field trips
4. a cool place were you meet most of your friends and have most of your childhood experiences
2.A place were children are forced to accept the dominant ideas of the day and a place were original ideas are thrown out
3. school= 1/3learning+1/3busy work ex. making valentine card holders in 2nd grade+1/6lunch+1/12not payingattention+1/12 field trips
4. a cool place were you meet most of your friends and have most of your childhood experiences
by Zach February 25, 2005