Zach's definitions

shit

the most versitile word in the english language.

shit head
eat shit,
tough shit
hot shit
holy shit
(basicly anyword) shit,

by zach July 15, 2008

cherry time bomb

When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.

Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.

by Zach November 9, 2007

shriner

An individual who outright judges and looks down upon others for their choice to indulge in drugs, alcohol or sex. Typically seen in individuals who uphold strict religious morals.

Betty is such a shriner. She lectured me for 15 minutes yesterday about how I'm going to ruin my life if I ever smoke again!

by Zach February 6, 2007

dudeapalooza

When the amount of males present greatly outnumber the females. Often refered to as a sausage fest. This is probably one of the worst situations to be in if you're a horny guy looking for hot chicks to score with.

Dude...be glad you didn't go to Frank's party last saturday. It was a total dudeapalooza.

by Zach October 19, 2006

the mad pirate

When a male shoots his load in a female's eye. And immediately following the ejaculation, the male kicks her in the shin. She then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. Bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say "YARRRR".

Dude, I just gave babygurl the mad pirate. I didn't get the bonus, but I'll try again next time.

by Zach October 6, 2006

LMRBO

to laugh your raging boner off..sort of like LMAO..Laugh My Raging Boner Off

Bethshnoz: I snuk into a confessional at church to give myself a creamcake, and the priest walked in.
Cornelious: Damn man that must of been akward.
Bethshnoz: No man it was quite enjoyable.
Cornelious: EWWW WTF!
Bethshnoz: LMRBO

by Zach August 28, 2006

zealot

The simplist protoss infantry unit that uses its psionic blades to do 16 damage. Costing 100 minerals it is the most expensive basic unit of the three races.

"En taro Adun! There is no time to waste! We must join our bretheren in battle!" screamed the zealots to zeratul as they charged the mass of hydralisks and zerglings.

by zach July 18, 2006