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zealot

The simplist protoss infantry unit that uses its psionic blades to do 16 damage. Costing 100 minerals it is the most expensive basic unit of the three races.
"En taro Adun! There is no time to waste! We must join our bretheren in battle!" screamed the zealots to zeratul as they charged the mass of hydralisks and zerglings.
by zach July 18, 2006
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taint sweat

The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.
Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.
by zach April 21, 2006
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LMRBO

to laugh your raging boner off..sort of like LMAO..Laugh My Raging Boner Off
Bethshnoz: I snuk into a confessional at church to give myself a creamcake, and the priest walked in.
Cornelious: Damn man that must of been akward.
Bethshnoz: No man it was quite enjoyable.
Cornelious: EWWW WTF!
Bethshnoz: LMRBO
by Zach August 28, 2006
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the mad pirate

When a male shoots his load in a female's eye. And immediately following the ejaculation, the male kicks her in the shin. She then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. Bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say "YARRRR".
Dude, I just gave babygurl the mad pirate. I didn't get the bonus, but I'll try again next time.
by Zach October 6, 2006
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dudeapalooza

When the amount of males present greatly outnumber the females. Often refered to as a sausage fest. This is probably one of the worst situations to be in if you're a horny guy looking for hot chicks to score with.
Dude...be glad you didn't go to Frank's party last saturday. It was a total dudeapalooza.
by Zach October 19, 2006
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poisage

When u get poison ivy on ur sack and gooch
If you rub pison ivy on ur gooch and sack ull get poisage u dumbass.
by zach May 31, 2005
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shit

shit head
eat shit,
tough shit
hot shit
holy shit
(basicly anyword) shit,
by zach July 15, 2008
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