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A human body part inbetween the belly button and the genitalia. It is typically erect; however, becomes fully flacid when excited. Not everyone has a jinguf. Can also be referred to as janguf, jonguf, and jumguf

i had yet to show him my jinguf. I started stroking my jonguf back and forth until it became fully flaccid and no longer in its usual erect state.

Jinguf by andudcrjaizgsn March 15, 2019

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Jingus

Jingus Christ, son of Gord.

Praise Jingus!

Jingus by awkotaco999 April 19, 2014

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Jakurai Jinguji

a dilf

He is the leader of Shinjuku's Matenrou and is a former member of the Dirty Dawg and Kujaku Posse . He is a doctor and has an adoptive son. He is currently having a beef with Ramuda Amemura from Fling Posse

person 1 : Hey who's that old dude from Hypnosis Mic that you really like?
person 2: Oh , you mean Jakurai Jinguji?

Jakurai Jinguji by ramudaslollipops February 2, 2022

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Jigufler

A Jigufler is a person who get sexual pleasure out of licking armpits.

"Hey baby, can I lick your armpit?" " OMG RUN ITS A JIGUFLER!!"

Jigufler by ShY BoY March 30, 2004

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Jingus

Another word for a male private part; or penis

"you are a such a jingus man"
"my jingus has this strange rash on it"

Jingus by jay em May 18, 2006

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Jingus

1. The opposite of genius.

2. Used to annotate something negative.

3. A replacement for any word or syllable in the English language.

1. i Make with the JINGUS running.
ii I just watched a JINGUS movie.

2. Stop that JINGUS!

3. I just JINGUSED up with JINGUS computer! Now what the JINGUS am I supposed to do?!

Jingus by DuK March 25, 2003

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Jingui

A Jingui is somebody with my name. My name wasn’t in here so I added it. Jingui’s are very depressed and have no sense of self worth. But if you try to mess with their friends they will beat you bloody and make you regret the day you even though about messing with them. Jingui is a skinny tallish kid that despite the lanky appearance is much stronger than he appears. Jingui also like Pokémon, a lot, come at me haters me and my umbreon will beat the tar out of you. Also Jingui’s are loyal, so yeah that’s the main stuff. Alright I’m too lazy to right anything more.

Oh look that’s a wild Jingui in it’s natural habitat, it likes to be alone and lurk in sadness as the dark and cold is it’s preferred environment.

Jingui by TheOnePersonWithMyNameHere February 12, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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