Jingularity

A state of being single only because you have deranged, romantic feelings for kim seokjin and you know he's out of reach 😔🛐

" I'm in a state of jingularity"
"I understand , he is THE STANDARD"

by kim seokjin i live for him April 19, 2021

Jankularity

(adjective) inferior quality; The quality of serving as an undesirable model or being less than good.

I'm amazed this 3d printer would produce useful prints with so many points of jankularity.

by MegaSkiFree March 16, 2021

Testicular Singularity

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.

Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020

singularity

A point in time at which, theoretically, technological progress accelerates exponentially, such that nothing taking place follwing said point can be predicted.

"WTF?"
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."

by Protag June 29, 2006

Singularity

Singularity is Taehyung's new single and the comeback for BTS (방탄소년단) LOVE YOURSELF 轉 Tear

Did you see Singularity yesterday it was the best thing ever.

by Dak the kpop fan 123 June 5, 2018

singularity

A singularity is a region of infinite density and zero volume where gravitational parameters diverge to infinity. The center of black holes are theorized as singularities that are surrounded by an event horizon (schwarzschild radius).

Some scientists theorize that the singularity breaks down all the laws of physics. Some scientists disagree.

by Tiger Lady July 29, 2006

love singularity

The event horizon where love becomes the singular intention in the field entire. Love is the technology of the singularity. A secular term for the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth. Love wins the information war for freedom forever secured.

In 2016, everybody in Portland started targeting each other with the love singularity over voice-to-skull.

by Brother Dank August 11, 2021