A Jingui is somebody with my name. My name wasn’t in here so I added it. Jingui’s are very depressed and have no sense of self worth. But if you try to mess with their friends they will beat you bloody and make you regret the day you even though about messing with them. Jingui is a skinny tallish kid that despite the lanky appearance is much stronger than he appears. Jingui also like Pokémon, a lot, come at me haters me and my umbreon will beat the tar out of you. Also Jingui’s are loyal, so yeah that’s the main stuff. Alright I’m too lazy to right anything more.
Oh look that’s a wild Jingui in it’s natural habitat, it likes to be alone and lurk in sadness as the dark and cold is it’s preferred environment.
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To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.
Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.
Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!
Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!
Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010
Get the jingling the change mug.A human body part inbetween the belly button and the genitalia. It is typically erect; however, becomes fully flacid when excited. Not everyone has a jinguf. Can also be referred to as janguf, jonguf, and jumguf
i had yet to show him my jinguf. I started stroking my jonguf back and forth until it became fully flaccid and no longer in its usual erect state.
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Randy: "Hey there Billy Bob! Did ya hear that them middle easterners are protestin' us?"
Billy Bob: "Send in them troops! Blow 'em to bits!!! Damn foreigners!!! I'm proud to be one o' them jingoists!"
Billy Bob: "Send in them troops! Blow 'em to bits!!! Damn foreigners!!! I'm proud to be one o' them jingoists!"
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The hundreds of mini american flags along the Gloucester boardwalk are quite jingoistic, and give visitors the wrong impression of the town.
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