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A Jingui is somebody with my name. My name wasn’t in here so I added it. Jingui’s are very depressed and have no sense of self worth. But if you try to mess with their friends they will beat you bloody and make you regret the day you even though about messing with them. Jingui is a skinny tallish kid that despite the lanky appearance is much stronger than he appears. Jingui also like Pokémon, a lot, come at me haters me and my umbreon will beat the tar out of you. Also Jingui’s are loyal, so yeah that’s the main stuff. Alright I’m too lazy to right anything more.
Oh look that’s a wild Jingui in it’s natural habitat, it likes to be alone and lurk in sadness as the dark and cold is it’s preferred environment.
Jingui by TheOnePersonWithMyNameHere February 12, 2021
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jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010
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A human body part inbetween the belly button and the genitalia. It is typically erect; however, becomes fully flacid when excited. Not everyone has a jinguf. Can also be referred to as janguf, jonguf, and jumguf
i had yet to show him my jinguf. I started stroking my jonguf back and forth until it became fully flaccid and no longer in its usual erect state.
Jinguf by andudcrjaizgsn March 15, 2019
The gender neutral version of Mr. or Mrs. Acronym meaning: JoInt Neutral Gender Identity Title (often shortened to Jing.)
Jingit Edwards, it is lovely to see you again!

Our warmest regards to Jing. Anderson.
Jingit by Jamielgbtqa March 19, 2021
a person who thinks that in order to solve government problems, we should use every force we have (army, navy, air force, marines)
Randy: "Hey there Billy Bob! Did ya hear that them middle easterners are protestin' us?"
Billy Bob: "Send in them troops! Blow 'em to bits!!! Damn foreigners!!! I'm proud to be one o' them jingoists!"
Jingoist by EUREKA!!! BACON!!!! October 26, 2009

jingijangled 

when little boys get their premature balls played with by their uncle at Christmas time
IVE BEEN JINGIJANGLED!!

jingoistic 

Aggressivly, obtrusivly, or interferringly displaying patriotism
The hundreds of mini american flags along the Gloucester boardwalk are quite jingoistic, and give visitors the wrong impression of the town.
jingoistic by tamsandwich May 27, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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