Jingle Hoe

jingle hoe (noun)
A low-class hoe whose income audibly announces itself. Paid in coins, not cash. Measures success by the weight of her change purse and spends quality time counting rolls of coins while pretending it’s a bag.

She flexes like she’s paid, but that hoe counts coins, not paper. Jingle hoe

Jingle Hoe by Lexicon Shawty January 22, 2026

Jiggle-Hoe 

The phrase used for a man - or woman - obsessed with the movement of boobs.
All you need's the motion of the ocean and he's gettin' the lotion.

Man I don't even care about seein' nips, I'm just a real jiggle-hoe

Jiggle-Hoe by MilkMommy November 6, 2019

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too

Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt by CannoliCream February 2, 2006

jinglehiemer 

an insult that can be used when all other decent insults have been used

your mom!
well your a jinglehiemer!
wtf?

jinglehiemer by bigsig January 18, 2009

Jingleheimer 

A verb mostly (noun at times), based off of the old song "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt".
Urban meaning- is to sing an annoying or catchy song or jingle that gets stuck in someone else's head.

(My roommate used to wake up in the morning singing things like "I've been workin on the railroad", etc. which would then get stuck in my head for hours. this happened so frequently that I decided we needed to have a name for when that happens. )

You would use this as a verb (you can shorten it as well) as in-
"You just heimered me!" or "I just heimered myself singing that commercial!"
as a noun you could say "That song is a Jingleheimer!"
If you want to clarify as a positive or negative you can say "jingleheimer" for a catchy, cool song and say"jangleheimer" for an annoying song.

Jingleheimer by dreamfast December 18, 2011

Jinglehopper

A man who constantly plays with his balls while walking around.

Look at that jinglehopper fondling his balls.

Jinglehopper by RustyT April 1, 2004

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020