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Jingle Hoe

jingle hoe (noun)
A low-class hoe whose income audibly announces itself. Paid in coins, not cash. Measures success by the weight of her change purse and spends quality time counting rolls of coins while pretending it’s a bag.
She flexes like she’s paid, but that hoe counts coins, not paper. Jingle hoe
by Lexicon Shawty January 22, 2026
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Jiggle-Hoe

The phrase used for a man - or woman - obsessed with the movement of boobs.
All you need's the motion of the ocean and he's gettin' the lotion.
Man I don't even care about seein' nips, I'm just a real jiggle-hoe
by MilkMommy November 6, 2019
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A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too
Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by CannoliCream February 2, 2006
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jinglehiemer

an insult that can be used when all other decent insults have been used
your mom!
well your a jinglehiemer!
wtf?
by bigsig January 18, 2009
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Jingleheimer

A verb mostly (noun at times), based off of the old song "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt".
Urban meaning- is to sing an annoying or catchy song or jingle that gets stuck in someone else's head.

(My roommate used to wake up in the morning singing things like "I've been workin on the railroad", etc. which would then get stuck in my head for hours. this happened so frequently that I decided we needed to have a name for when that happens. )
You would use this as a verb (you can shorten it as well) as in-
"You just heimered me!" or "I just heimered myself singing that commercial!"
as a noun you could say "That song is a Jingleheimer!"
If you want to clarify as a positive or negative you can say "jingleheimer" for a catchy, cool song and say"jangleheimer" for an annoying song.
by dreamfast December 18, 2011
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Jinglehopper

A man who constantly plays with his balls while walking around.
Look at that jinglehopper fondling his balls.
by RustyT April 1, 2004
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Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020
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