Definitions by RustyT

Blood Shortage

A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.

Dude, she was hot, I had Blood Shortage...and now I'm on Valtrex.

Blood Shortage by RustyT December 17, 2004

dude sack 

the residence of a man's testicles

My dude sack itches.

dude sack by RustyT November 14, 2004

Trend Whore 

A person who changes their entire personality and wardrobe when trends change.

Wow, nice abercrombie shirt you stupid trend whore.

Trend Whore by RustyT April 1, 2004

Wussy 

A word substituted for "pussy" used by kids who oppose foul language.

I can't believe you just said "wussy" you big pussy.

Wussy by RustyT April 1, 2004

Bufaggle 

An unexplained substance.

"What's on my shoes, I think I stepped on something."
"Looks like bufaggle to me."

Bufaggle by RustyT April 1, 2004

Vitamin F

Sexual intercourse

I need to increase my Vitamin F intake.

Vitamin F by RustyT April 1, 2004

Jinglehopper

A man who constantly plays with his balls while walking around.

Look at that jinglehopper fondling his balls.

Jinglehopper by RustyT April 1, 2004