Definitions by RustyT

Blood Shortage

A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.

Dude, she was hot, I had Blood Shortage...and now I'm on Valtrex.

Blood Shortage by RustyT December 17, 2004

dude sack 

the residence of a man's testicles

My dude sack itches.

dude sack by RustyT November 14, 2004

Trend Whore 

A person who changes their entire personality and wardrobe when trends change.

Wow, nice abercrombie shirt you stupid trend whore.

Trend Whore by RustyT April 1, 2004

Wussy 

A word substituted for "pussy" used by kids who oppose foul language.

I can't believe you just said "wussy" you big pussy.

Wussy by RustyT April 1, 2004

Jinglehopper

A man who constantly plays with his balls while walking around.

Look at that jinglehopper fondling his balls.

Jinglehopper by RustyT April 1, 2004

Bufaggle 

An unexplained substance.

"What's on my shoes, I think I stepped on something."
"Looks like bufaggle to me."

Bufaggle by RustyT April 1, 2004

Vitamin F

Sexual intercourse

I need to increase my Vitamin F intake.

Vitamin F by RustyT April 1, 2004