RustyT's definitions

Blood Shortage

A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.

Dude, she was hot, I had Blood Shortage...and now I'm on Valtrex.

by RustyT December 17, 2004

Trend Whore

A person who changes their entire personality and wardrobe when trends change.

Wow, nice abercrombie shirt you stupid trend whore.

by RustyT April 1, 2004

Jinglehopper

A man who constantly plays with his balls while walking around.

Look at that jinglehopper fondling his balls.

by RustyT April 1, 2004

gAyOL

an internet provider with the powers to freeze ones computer with pop-ups and kick disconnect internet serivce for no reason

damn GAyOL, I got kicked off again

by RustyT March 27, 2004

dude sack

the residence of a man's testicles

My dude sack itches.

by RustyT November 14, 2004

Vitamin F

Sexual intercourse

I need to increase my Vitamin F intake.

by RustyT April 1, 2004

Wussy

A word substituted for "pussy" used by kids who oppose foul language.

I can't believe you just said "wussy" you big pussy.

by RustyT April 1, 2004