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Jhrod just doesn’t care about anybody but his self he is not scared to fight anybody and he is a real mf and gets straight to the point.
JhRod will beat you in yo face hoe!
JhRod by Dor November 20, 2023
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Jarod is a guy that you can fall in love with almost instantly. He is super funny and always making people laugh with his lame jokes or silly stories. Sometimes, you aren't looking for a laugh, well Jarod is the type of guy that can make you feel like the most important person in the world, or he can be your shoulder to cry on. No matter what the situation or the problem, he is there to help. Jarod is absolutely perfect, in every way. He puts himself down a bit, like when he says he sucks at image editing, but we all know he rocks at it. He is great at everything he does, and he is going to go on in life the be the most successful person you know. Sure he could call or text more, but he is too busy sharing his amazingness with the world...
Jacob: You really like him, don't you Tori?
Tori: Of course, I love Jarod with every bit of my being!
Jarod by ToriWhat September 3, 2012
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JhRod • jarod • jrod • Jahrod • Jerod • jhordyn • Jarodd • Jerode • Jerodyn • Jhordan
Jhodists are monotheistic, i.e., they believe there's only one Jhod, and he created the heavens and the earth. This divine being consists of two parts: the Father (Jhod himself), and the Son (The Son of Jhod). There are elements of Jhod that we cannot grasp because they are just beyond our comprehension. Jhod exists beyond our understanding of time and space.

It all started when a humble man named John made a Minecraft Server. Once he unveiled his unfathomable divine power, he was hence revealed as the Son of Jhod, who came down to the overworld to spread his gospel. He gave us exactly 64 Jhod helmets (or one stack), so that we may spread his holiness across the nation. The first humans to step foot on the server now go from village to village letting everyone know the name of our Lord and Savior, Jhod.
Oh my Jhod your house burned down. It was Jhod's will.
jhod by Disciple of Jhod January 19, 2022
Someone who is a great person. They have a wonderful personality and make you feel loved. They like to live life to the fullest, but know their boundaries. They're very artistic and intellectual. Their taste in music is "different." They are beautiful inside and out. You can get lost in their eyes and sweet hugs and kisses. They make a great partner. They're sweet, kind, cute, loyal, and AMAZING.
I love Jerod.
Jerod is amazing.
The best boyfriend out there is Jerod.
Jerod is the coolest person I know.
Jerod by clogger91 January 18, 2011

Pulling a Jarod 

When an Individual, or group of people are acting In an Immature, or Childish fashion. Often ending In an Intense fit of Rage. Generally for no reason.
Wow, he actually said that. He's definitely pulling a Jarod!
Jarodin is a person that looks like a 40 year old man but also acts like a 5 year old around his friends
He looks 40 he must be a Jarodin
jarodin by Cheeseburger eater November 4, 2022
The hottest, sweetest, silliest guy in the world. Often times originating from Alaska, with the cutest smile and laugh ever. Would make any girl feel like the luckiest in the world. For sure the most handsome usually attracts Californians
Jarod by cougarcougar March 24, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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