Jhordan Share definition Flag A lumbering giant with sarcastic linguistical skills. He tends to be a jerk. Hes also extremely obsessed with overflexing his pewny arms. Damn gurl! That was such a Jhordan thing to do. Jhordan by no-ragrets January 24, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Jhordan mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch