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Definitions by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok

magic dragon 

People that smoke the magic dragon, smoke reefers, blunts marijuana, pot, and so on.
"Coilliepik got caught smoking the magic dragon and sippin' on a 40 in his lowrider".

Tiger Woods 

Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.

A golf player who often gets wood.
"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"

Jewlatto 

Jewlatto (not really derogatory, nickname) : Usually refers to a person who is half black, half Jewish (white). Contraction of Jewish + Mulatto=Jewlatto
Lenny Kravitz, Lisa Bonnet and Rashida Jones are famous Jewlattos.

Pulling a Bill Clinton 

Cheating on your wife with an intern, preferably Monica Lewinsky, then lying about it for a couple of months to finally go on and make a public apology in which you stress your right to privacy and by means of which you can actually pull it of to gain wide public political support for your deceptive ways.
Hey look at Michael. He never refrains from pulling a Bill Clinton and his wife always lets him off the hook.

cold-blooded 

"Beating up Charlie Murphy, that would be cold-blooded"! Unity !!

nigger sweat 

Definition: synonym of nigger juice, also a synonym of coffee.
"Stop drinking that nigger sweat André. You're already too hopped-up on your conceitedness as it is.

bad breath illiteration 

Definition: People who suffer from bad breath illiteration, are no longer intelligible to their interlocutors, since their bad breath is so intoxicating that the people with whom they are conversing lose their natural capacity to understand language.
"My dear old friend Coilliepik said that the above-mentioned definition was an overly long sentence, but due to him suffering from bad breath illiteration, I could not make anything of what he was saying and thought I was going to faint."