DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok's definitions
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 4, 2010

One of the baddest and best-looking motherfuckers of all time. A guy whose drink every bitch should hold at least once in her life. A Cocaine-sniffing, Charlie Murphy slapping, slap bass playing, 80s superfreak who used to go to clubs and approached females and would lick the whole side of their faces.
A mad-niggerish dude who wished he had more hands so he could give all of your titties four thumbs down. That would be "cold-blooded"!!!!!
A mad-niggerish dude who wished he had more hands so he could give all of your titties four thumbs down. That would be "cold-blooded"!!!!!
To Kevin, Wim and Christian: "I'm Rick James, bitches. It's Friday, it's a celebration bitches." Bang Bang !!! Bang Bang!!!
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 4, 2010

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 6, 2010

Definition: People who suffer from bad breath illiteration, are no longer intelligible to their interlocutors, since their bad breath is so intoxicating that the people with whom they are conversing lose their natural capacity to understand language.
"My dear old friend Coilliepik said that the above-mentioned definition was an overly long sentence, but due to him suffering from bad breath illiteration, I could not make anything of what he was saying and thought I was going to faint."
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 4, 2010

Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.
A golf player who often gets wood.
A golf player who often gets wood.
"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 6, 2010

cruel, but also off the chain
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 4, 2010

Jewlatto (not really derogatory, nickname) : Usually refers to a person who is half black, half Jewish (white). Contraction of Jewish + Mulatto=Jewlatto
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 5, 2010
