Jewito

A small jew, both physically and in terms of religiousness. Usually doesn't mind eating pork.

Don't worry about a religious wedding, hes just a Jewito, he won't mind.

by MaJigger March 13, 2009

jewitch

A practitioner of Judaism and any form of magickal practice.

Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who have become Wiccan. Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who practice an earth-based and mystical form of the religion. It is a broad umbrella-term for a wide range of spiritual practice.

by Carly Lesser April 19, 2006

Jewtopia

A land where Jews are imprisoned to escape persecution from Nazi Germans and ancient Egyptians.

It's current location is unknown. This area is not antisemitic nor is it a concentration camp per se.

If you're feeling down and lonely being a Jew, take a trip to Jewtopia, where you can be with all your doctor and lawyer friends.

by Poopoo Pants of Doom August 3, 2012

Jewido

A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.

This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.

by cheeky fello January 13, 2009

jewtown

A large congregation of Jews.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place! From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown!

by Polska_Deutschland_Russland November 4, 2008

jewitch

One who practices a combination of Judaism and Wicca.

I wish I knew more people who know what a Jewitch is.

by ShortDarkAndPretty March 18, 2005

Jefito

1) Mexican slang for dad
2) Endearing term used for an important male figure

My jefito is a G.

by TheOGMexican June 9, 2018