a word used by the incredibly quality faction of The Social Network fandom on tumblr to describe Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg, as both of them are Jews who were clearly raised by unicorns in a magical forest somewhere

Ah, the sweet smell of Jewnicorn love in the morning.

jewnicorn by robin-sparkles December 3, 2010

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Jewnicorn

the act of a unicorn getting very drunk and partying very hard it accidently hooks up with a jew and gets impregnated. The result is a jewnicorn.

Man did you hear about Deborah shes gunna have another jewnicorn... hoe.

Jewnicorn by dimesrule May 22, 2009

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Jewnicorn

A deliciously Jewish Unicorn. Usually wearing a yamacha on it's one horn, and prancing throughout the plains. When threatened, it will defend it's self using a glistening menorah. It's call can be heard everywhere as "Oy!, I am feeling very veklempt!"

Dave Kelly: Dude, did you just hear that? I think it's a Jewnicorn!

Echo: veklempt,klempt, klempt...where are my good socks?

Jim: uh..that kinda weirds me out...let's go

Dave: NO!, WE MUST OFFER IT LATKAS! It could become hostile, or become riddled with extreme angst and hebrew wizardry!

Jim: uhh..yeah..you do that...I'ma go watch full house...those things are freaking..odd...man...*walks away while watching trees sternly*

Jewnicornriffic...

Jewnicorn by Dave-Rave June 17, 2006

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