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Jewtopia 

A fictional realm wherein jews can actually play basketball.
When we die, we all go to Jewtopia for like 2 days and get pwned by 6'8'' guys named Goldberg.
Jewtopia by Darkz November 16, 2006
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Jewtopia 

a land heavily populated by those of the Jewish faith

also, a 99 cent store
Man, i was at my Jewish buddy's house the other day, his neighborhood is like a mini Jewtopia.
Jewtopia by std muffin July 24, 2009

Jewtopia 

A land where modern-day Jews can be free from the persecutions of Nazi Germany and the ancient Egyptians.
Ralph Goldman was sick and tired of being pushed around by the Nazis and ancient Egyptians, so he was forcefully relocated to a magical land where Jews can run around and do Jewish crap; a land called Jewtopia.
Jewtopia by 12diethylether November 19, 2010

Jewtopia 

A land of a Jew! An area of which a Jew aproximates.
Jewtopia basically is where Jews are really cool! (Israel)
Jewtopia by wootangclan December 29, 2007

Jewtoria 

A jewish type of girl, who's a bit of a jeb!

Jeptopia 

The state of conscioucness a woman enters on her fourth and subsuquent orgasm.
OMG, OMG, I am in Jeptopia she screamed out in a primal cry as she began her fourth orgasm of the evening.
Jeptopia by Jeptron December 10, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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