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Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.
"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."
Jewton by Andrew Cohen June 3, 2006
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A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.
Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."
Jewton by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008
"Holy shit, did you see the clip of that organe girl licking an ice cream bucket? Nasty shit."

"It made me jelton."
Jelton by Pottershots Mafia March 9, 2010

jewdonym 

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.
Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen
jewdonym by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010
A Jeston is someone who is always there for you. He has a great personality and is just an amazing person to be around. Jestons are very handsome and can sometimes be annoying...but in a good way. Jeston always make time for his girlfriend and treats her right. If you have a Jeston never let him go.
Jeston treats his girlfriend so right.

Jeston is so handsome
Jeston by Lover367 April 28, 2019
A very cute guy, great personality. If u have a relationship with a Jeston, keep it, do not desert it , it will help you.
Jeston is such a nice guy!
Jeston by Clepsydra June 12, 2018