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Jetgas often occur while flying, and/or after flight. Jetgas happens because of the airpressure. Usually you can feel it in your ears, but it can also happen in your intestine. Typical symptoms are extreme pain in your stomach.

Synonym for jetlag
I had such a bad jetgas after the flight from HongKong!
Jetgas by jetgas June 6, 2019
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Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.
She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!
Jetgasm by keifermail June 29, 2009
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Jengasshole

Someone who, during the game of Jenga (or strip Jenga if you're feeling adventurous), takes one of the bottom outside blocks very early on in the game.
Angelo why would you take the bottom block so early; you're such a jengasshole!
Jengasshole by SofieS March 8, 2015

Jengaship 

The most prolific source of online content in the Delaware Valley, named the above-mentioned board game snafu by Homsar. Also founder of the Jengaship Coalition.
Jengaship was the only user of redvsblue.com to run a successful campaign to become featured user. Scalawag.
Jengaship by Jengaship June 11, 2006
Occurs when someone walking infront of another person farts, leaving a vapor trail of gas lingering behind them only to be inhaled by all who cross its invisable path.
As i was walking up the stairs with Nate not far behind, i decided to set off my asshole afterburner and set him up to walk directly through my jetwash.
jetwash by 5heyyroo5 December 14, 2008
Getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.
Damn, Emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!
jewgasm by tdrga May 7, 2006

Jengaship 

Apparantly, after playing too many board games with Strong Sad, Homsar's already-befuddled mind was even more confused, so when he lost a game of Connect Four, he uttered the phrase "You Shanked My Jengaship!" - Assumingly a cross of "You Sank my Battleship!" and Jenga, as lightly twisted by Homsar's mind. It is unknown how could Strong Sad shank Homsar's Jengaship whilst they were playing Connect Four.

It is later suggested that a game of Jengajam ends when the loser's Jengaship is shanked. This is yet to be confirmed by Hasbro (Copyright holders of the Jenga brand name) who never made a comment about the possibility of ships being built out of their product.
Jengaship by A Passing Lunatic October 22, 2003
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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