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Jewgasm
Mendel Cohen went to an all you can eat sushi buffet and ate about $150 worth of food for only $16.99. This gave Mendel a Jewgasm
Jewgasm by hEbrEw HAmmR January 8, 2011
Jewgasm
Jewgasm - (jew.gaz.zem)-n.
1. What the sight of large amounts of money, a load of dead towelheads, a democratic president, Barbara Streisand etc. creates in a Jew.
2. What a Jewish American Princess fakes in order to get a Bloomingdales spending card.
1. What the sight of large amounts of money, a load of dead towelheads, a democratic president, Barbara Streisand etc. creates in a Jew.
2. What a Jewish American Princess fakes in order to get a Bloomingdales spending card.
Jetgasm
Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.
Jetgasm by keifermail June 29, 2009
Jawgasm
jawr-gaz-uhm
-noun
1. A point of intensity of emotional excitement when eating.
2. When something tastes so good it is bordering on orgasmic.
3. The moment of most intense pleasure during a meal.
-adjective
1. Jawgasmic
2. Jawgastic
-synonym
1. Ejawculation
-noun
1. A point of intensity of emotional excitement when eating.
2. When something tastes so good it is bordering on orgasmic.
3. The moment of most intense pleasure during a meal.
-adjective
1. Jawgasmic
2. Jawgastic
-synonym
1. Ejawculation
Example - Noun
Guy 1: 'You gotta try this super manly soufflé i just made'
Guy 2: *Eats a spoonful* 'I think i just had a jawgasm'
Example - Adjective 1
Chick: 'That ham and pickle sandwich was jawgasmic'
Example - Adjective 2
Mother: 'I haven't eaten anything that jawgastic since the 70's'
Daughter: 'Eww'
Guy 1: 'You gotta try this super manly soufflé i just made'
Guy 2: *Eats a spoonful* 'I think i just had a jawgasm'
Example - Adjective 1
Chick: 'That ham and pickle sandwich was jawgasmic'
Example - Adjective 2
Mother: 'I haven't eaten anything that jawgastic since the 70's'
Daughter: 'Eww'
Jawgasm
The tingling sensation and movement of the jaw upon reacting to extasy. Also refered to as 'Gurning'. It is the chewing of the lips and random motion of the mouth.
Brad: Yo Harry, you got any diddlies?
Harry: Yea man, Try one of these new bad boys.
*Half an Hour Later*
Brad: Harry they are the Shiznik.
Harry: Safe but stop with the 'Jawgasm', you guna get clocked.
Harry: Yea man, Try one of these new bad boys.
*Half an Hour Later*
Brad: Harry they are the Shiznik.
Harry: Safe but stop with the 'Jawgasm', you guna get clocked.
Jawgasm by Brad Howarth a.k.a Bradford July 27, 2006
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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