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Occurs when someone walking infront of another person farts, leaving a vapor trail of gas lingering behind them only to be inhaled by all who cross its invisable path.
As i was walking up the stairs with Nate not far behind, i decided to set off my asshole afterburner and set him up to walk directly through my jetwash.
jetwash by 5heyyroo5 December 9, 2008
When you piss on the shit skids on the toilet bowl too make them go away.
I went to use the toilet and there was loads of shit skids, so I gave it a quick jet wash and it was all better.
Jet Wash by ch7rles January 15, 2020

Sheffield jet wash 

When your shaging a fat bird and she puts you off that much that you fake orgasm and give her a full bag of piss
I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash

gypsy jet wash

When no loo roll available after having a poo. Pull the penis round to the behind and spray.
Dave no loo roll in here. Mate just pull it round, gypsy jet wash that shit.
gypsy jet wash by P390 December 21, 2018
Fetish sex terminology. This is another term for a golden shower which shares the characteristics of the high pressure hosing and brushing system used at many outlets for the purposes of cleaning automobiles.
"Man that Ginny is one sick babe! She gave me a full jet wash last night! High pressure facial wash, power brush on my body work and then Turtle Waxed me with her moip!"
jet wash by Wizards Sleeve June 24, 2005
When a guy urinates inside a ladies front bottom
I treated my old lady to some space docking for her birthday, the smell from her flue was so bad afterwards she insisted I jet washed her out before she would let me go seagulling with my mates
jet wash by jaylow68 December 22, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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