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Student: Mrs. Carter do you like my drawing?
Mrs Carter: Oh my god, Derek, its jesusin!
jesusin by Igotthedeffs August 4, 2009

Jesus in a lightbulb 

The thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, "WWJD?"

When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.
Dude: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil' ol' lady's purse...."

(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).

Sweet jesus in a hail storm 

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.
1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse 

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.
"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"
Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.

Past tense: getting jesused
"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."
Jesusing by GKH1220 May 4, 2020

Jesusian 

1. Possessing qualities or being similiar to Jesus, often describing one's beard.
That's a Jesusian beard right there.
Jesusian by Cryptic May 5, 2005