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A problem that results directly from masturbation.
"Oh no im jesus in a toaster now!"

"Ahhh Harry you carry on like that your gunna' end up a jesus in a toaster"

Can be abreviated: "Priyanka's in a toaster now"
by Jill Cancer December 02, 2006
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