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The art of inserting a straw and a joint into a tight anus, lighting the joint then inhaling via the straw.

The insertee MUST be female
This allows the smoke to circulate and pre-marinate in the cavity before inhaling.

This is the safest form of smoking and has no side effects, however some reported to have experienced;
Happiness

Bliss
Joy
Un-sadness
Euphoria
Fuckin lit whole day
Nobody came to my class so i got to do Jenusin with dre
Dre had my entire body shaking with that Jenusin last night
I literally farted during Jenusin and verender inhaled it then did a Jenusin on himself with a tube
Jenusin by Hi-EL Hytlíer April 3, 2025
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A beautiful woman you knew for most of your life, but never knew well enough. You probably passed by and said hello many times, but nothing more. Once you really got to talk to her and understand her, you realized very quickly that she is the most amazing person in the world. She understands you better than any other person. She is kind-hearted, quiet yet very affirmative, beautiful, loving, caring and more than anything else, loves God. You fell in love with her from the first long conversation you ever had. You will lava her always!
Jensine, will you marry me?
Jensine by J.B.G. September 5, 2019
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Simply put it is the action of waking someone who is asleep in a moving vehicle. It could be a car, a train or even an aeroplane - it doesn’t matter! The deeper the sleep, the more effective the 'Jenksing'! See below for a more detailed dictionary definition.

jenks ( jënks)
v. jenks'd, jenks·ing, jenks'
v.tr.
To strike with sudden fear whilst asleep in a moving vehicle; alarm: to jenks someone.
v.intr.
To become frightened: a deep sleeping person normally jenks' easily.
n.
1. A condition or sensation of sudden fear on waking.
2. A general and instant state of alarm; a panic: that left him well and truly jenks'd!
adj.
Intention to frighten people: lets jenks him!
v. jenks·ing
The practice of waking someone in a moving vehicle.
v. jenks'd
The past form of jenks: you've been jenks'd!
A passenger in a car quietly asleep on the back seat is woken abruptly by the other passengers by screaming and slamming on the brakes to induce an abrupt wake up call to the unsuspecting victim. Hopefully the victim will give a hilarious reaction to this apparent impending crash which should be filmed and distributed to the world. This is the art of Jenksing somebody.
Jenksing by Garymugg September 9, 2012
Really hot and always has a smile on her face
Jesus that girl is fucking hot! Oh wait it's Jensine!
Jensine by psuedon ym January 10, 2017
demasi got his ass whooped by anaya. she is a real jensin.
Jensin by xyz kings July 28, 2012
Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.

Past tense: getting jesused
"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."
Jesusing by GKH1220 May 4, 2020
A goddess among women who is known to tolarate the most haggard of flatulents, which ussually originate from Minnesota. She has also been known to understand the third dimension.
Holy shit that's Jensina!
Wow, Jensina is looking good tonight!
Jensina.. can you buy me alcohol?
Jensina by TDMech February 11, 2010
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