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jesusin by Igotthedeffs August 4, 2009
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Jesus in a lightbulb
The thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, "WWJD?"
When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.
When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.
Dude: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil' ol' lady's purse...."
(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).
(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).
Jesus in a lightbulb by munchkin'smom July 24, 2011
jesustinance
That drunken, gambling, cheating Christian lost everything. All that keeps him going now is Jesustinance.
jesustinance by Robopoet January 4, 2009
Jesusnipples
Person#1: Holy Jesusnipples dude, I just got a 1080 collateral quickscope.
Person#2:SIIIIIIIIIIIICK.
Person#2:SIIIIIIIIIIIICK.
Jesusnipples by Shaneyboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii December 24, 2010
Sweet jesus in a hail storm
1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.
2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."
3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.
2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."
3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"
Sweet jesus in a hail storm by tim3253265 July 12, 2006
Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse
A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.