Jessee 

Someone to whom everyone aspires
A very, very cool person
Sometimes Jessees have been known to act like gooses, or in some rare cases silly gooses

Keith: Dude, have you seen my friend Jessee?
Dave: No, why man?
Keith: Oh no reason, she's just really cool.. that's all.

Jessee by sillygoosery January 22, 2009

Dirty Jessee 

When a group of naked men all sit on the edge of a hot tub and she kisses each one on the ball sac.

We had a dirty Jessee party last night. It was fun.

Dirty Jessee by Quackieduxx September 8, 2021

Jesse Sinn 

The lead singer of hard rock band Smokin’

Damn Billy did you see the Smokin’ concert last night?
Hell yeah man, Jesse Sinn can really sing!

Jesse Sinn by Leonardo Butts November 18, 2020

jesse palmer 

<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.

"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."

jesse palmer by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013

jesse jackson 

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.

Jesse Jackson is a fraud.

jesse jackson by the prophet July 30, 2003

Jesse we need to cook 

Yo bitch!

Jesse Gus needs us to cook

Yo mr white I love weed yo

Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family

Mr White wanna go karting

No Jesse we need to cook

Jesse we need to cook for gus

Ok Bitch lets go

Jesse we need to cook by XSPINEHYPE May 11, 2022

jesse jackson 

A camera chaser.

He started a scandal so he could Jesse Jackson his way onto TV.

jesse jackson by K40 January 13, 2004