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Jeavens is a handsome, smart, charming boy, who care a lot for (a girl ), and who is also athletic . Jeavens is helpful and will be there for you when u need him and known for his popularity .
I need help on my Football project on the last minute someone smart and athletic can help I can call Jeavens .
jeavens by Joseph redeem June 15, 2017
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Jervens is a fine ass dude he’s good at getting girls and a chill person
I Heard You got some head from jervens🤤😍
Jervens by Rickthekid October 28, 2018
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Mary Jeaven

Mary Jeaven is short for Mary Jane Heaven, I think it's pretty self explanatory. It's the place you go when you smoke Mary Jane. It's pretty much a religion of smoking herb. Every time you smoke, you go to Mary Jeaven. Good smokers (religious smokers) go to Mary Jeaven, Bad smokers (non-religious smokers) go to Mary Jell!
Mary Jeaven
Mary Jeaven by Maryjicion! July 19, 2009
a very VERY unh0t person has this name/ last name.
hey, whats your name?
_____ Jeavons.. *becomes unh0t*
jeavons by when the when and May 20, 2021
He’s just a TOP DOG 🤷🏽 ♂️
Can you let my boy Javensley hit
Javensley by Jjshmoney November 22, 2021
Making a mess of something because you didn't read the instructions carefully or from stupidity
Mike tried to open the box of cereal but made a right jeavons of it and it went all over the floor.
Jeavons by Super_Fancy July 16, 2024

Jaxon javens 

Jaxon is a wild spastic creature human test subject that escaped from his cage and has the erge to knock up boys not to be confused with a flog or retard but he is a special type of breed known as a autistic ranga, he usually likes to hang out around the "skatty bruz" or "the isbays ends g"
oi jaxon javens ya flog your a spastic
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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