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jerkules 

(n.)jerk-yoo-leez
A masculine and muscular male with an attitude of superiority; a jerk with big muscles
That fratastic meathead is a jerkules for cock blocking me.
jerkules by ClemsonNeo March 16, 2006

jerkhouse 

"Oh, damn! Tomorrow's Monday, we gotta go to the jerkhouse!
jerkhouse by ic3berry May 7, 2009

Jerkalious 

He's a jerk some times but he's hot to every hot girl in sight. He has a pretty big wiener.
That guy over there is jerkalious.
Jerkalious by Nicolashs November 26, 2016

jackulous 

When a person or object is being a conjunction of junk and ridiculous
Why is my phone is being jackulous
Bro that is totally jackulous
jackulous by Rejackulous December 13, 2017

jerkolosis 

Non stop jerking off. Side effects of jerkolosis, is a sickness please don't laugh at people who have it. For those who have jerkolosis just can't stop jerking off. Know signs are intense male moaning, loud rubbing sounds, accommodated by vast amounts of sweat and redness.
John Hairy Dicc has just went to the hospital, showing signs of jerkolosis which includes smoking redness from genitals.
jerkolosis by Dr. Jackoff November 21, 2013

The Jerkules Couch 

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.
Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.
The Jerkules Couch by Cupcake February 7, 2023
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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