Jergins

To masturbate with jergins

Fuck going to work. I got pornhub. Just gonna jergins it all day today.

by Suspectnina February 18, 2020

jergins lotion

Jasons best friend, he uses jergins to jerkin. With a red candle , and john mayer covered in jergins

Jason glissens in the candle light from all that jerkin jergins lotion,

by jbiv February 15, 2014

Terg Jergins

Someone who gives long explanations and/or tells similar but not at all relevant stories regarding a topic of conversation.

Syn.: a Tobbogin, a Terg Jerg, a Tohm, a Tergennator, a Terg-Bob, or a Tomergen...

"Does anyone know anything about traveling in Italy?"
Terg Jergins: "No, but I went to the Olympics in China once. Let me tell you about it..."

Girl:"Aww thats a cute puppy"
Terg Jergins: "I like baby kitties. One time my friend Chad gave me a baby kitty..."

by Chad Manning May 3, 2009

Buffy Jergins

A girl (Most Preferred) in which wacks your yank with lotion.

My girlfriend gave me a Buffy Jergins lastnight. Which is a handjob with lotion.

by BuckNastyNasty July 3, 2012

Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Good Jerkins

Something visually appealing to men, so appealing in fact that they immediately become aroused and consider it (porn, girl in bikini etc...) worthy of fantasizing about or looking at while masturbating.

Wow, did you see the new issue of playboy?? Now that's good jerkins!!

by Njlatino77 May 4, 2011

jergens

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007