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jergins lotion 

Jasons best friend, he uses jergins to jerkin. With a red candle , and john mayer covered in jergins
Jason glissens in the candle light from all that jerkin jergins lotion,
jergins lotion by jbiv February 15, 2014

Terg Jergins 

Someone who gives long explanations and/or tells similar but not at all relevant stories regarding a topic of conversation.

Syn.: a Tobbogin, a Terg Jerg, a Tohm, a Tergennator, a Terg-Bob, or a Tomergen...
"Does anyone know anything about traveling in Italy?"
Terg Jergins: "No, but I went to the Olympics in China once. Let me tell you about it..."

Girl:"Aww thats a cute puppy"
Terg Jergins: "I like baby kitties. One time my friend Chad gave me a baby kitty..."
Terg Jergins by Chad Manning May 3, 2009

Buffy Jergins 

A girl (Most Preferred) in which wacks your yank with lotion.
My girlfriend gave me a Buffy Jergins lastnight. Which is a handjob with lotion.

Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.
Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.
Jergens Jerk by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Good Jerkins 

Something visually appealing to men, so appealing in fact that they immediately become aroused and consider it (porn, girl in bikini etc...) worthy of fantasizing about or looking at while masturbating.
Wow, did you see the new issue of playboy?? Now that's good jerkins!!
Good Jerkins by Njlatino77 May 4, 2011
Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
jergens by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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