Jelqtopia

A place similar to heaven, but for the cool men who jelq everyday.
only the best jelqer's who jelq until their dick is like a tree branch get to go

Yutaka: why wont Chris O'Neill, the god of jelqing not let me in?
Cory: Because you suck at jelqing, anyone who jelqs for 9 hours per day gets into Jelqtopia!

by TurtleFIghters November 14, 2022

Jewtopia

A land where Jews are imprisoned to escape persecution from Nazi Germans and ancient Egyptians.

It's current location is unknown. This area is not antisemitic nor is it a concentration camp per se.

If you're feeling down and lonely being a Jew, take a trip to Jewtopia, where you can be with all your doctor and lawyer friends.

by Poopoo Pants of Doom August 3, 2012

Jewtopia

A fictional realm wherein jews can actually play basketball.

When we die, we all go to Jewtopia for like 2 days and get pwned by 6'8'' guys named Goldberg.

by Darkz November 16, 2006

Jewtopia

a land heavily populated by those of the Jewish faith

also, a 99 cent store

Man, i was at my Jewish buddy's house the other day, his neighborhood is like a mini Jewtopia.

by std muffin July 24, 2009

Jewtopia

A land where modern-day Jews can be free from the persecutions of Nazi Germany and the ancient Egyptians.

Ralph Goldman was sick and tired of being pushed around by the Nazis and ancient Egyptians, so he was forcefully relocated to a magical land where Jews can run around and do Jewish crap; a land called Jewtopia.

by 12diethylether November 19, 2010

Jeptopia

The state of conscioucness a woman enters on her fourth and subsuquent orgasm.

OMG, OMG, I am in Jeptopia she screamed out in a primal cry as she began her fourth orgasm of the evening.

by Jeptron December 10, 2011

Jewtopia

A land of a Jew! An area of which a Jew aproximates.

Jewtopia basically is where Jews are really cool! (Israel)

by wootangclan December 29, 2007