A land where modern-dayJews can be free from the persecutions of Nazi Germany and the ancient Egyptians.
Ralph Goldman was sick and tired of being pushed around by the Nazis and ancient Egyptians, so he was forcefully relocated to a magical land where Jews can run around and do Jewish crap; a land called Jewtopia.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"