Gerald: Have you seen Jeremy?
Josh: Yeah, what a little pissbaby
Jeremy: why could you say that?! im just trying to be cool!
Josh: Yeah, what a little pissbaby
Jeremy: why could you say that?! im just trying to be cool!
by TurtleFIghters June 17, 2022
A place similar to heaven, but for the cool men who jelq everyday.
only the best jelqer's who jelq until their dick is like a tree branch get to go
only the best jelqer's who jelq until their dick is like a tree branch get to go
Yutaka: why wont Chris O'Neill, the god of jelqing not let me in?
Cory: Because you suck at jelqing, anyone who jelqs for 9 hours per day gets into Jelqtopia!
Cory: Because you suck at jelqing, anyone who jelqs for 9 hours per day gets into Jelqtopia!
by TurtleFIghters November 15, 2022
Shaniqua: HEY YA'LL! WANNA HAVE A BUTTSEX YUM-YUM PARTY!!
Everyone at the club: jesus christ monkey balls, someone call the fbi
Everyone at the club: jesus christ monkey balls, someone call the fbi
by TurtleFIghters August 06, 2022
When you stick your foot in a girls asshole and start thrusting it in a kicking motion, like a kangaroo
by TurtleFIghters April 18, 2024