Jello’d

After receiving a citation you hunt down the officer and their home address then…

Man Joe really Jello’d that pork soldier who wrote him that seat belt ticket

by CerealKillaKlown April 25, 2022

jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

by burbman1969 April 13, 2021

Jello der

A new way to say “hello there”

Jello der I am cambria

by CAmi, June 3, 2021

Jelly’d

Used in reference trying to jam a small object in a large whole forcefully and failing. For example, hitting a pool ball hard into a pocket and it rebounds out.

You really jelly’d that in there.

by Bruce Wayyyne December 4, 2018

Green Jello with Hot Dogs

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!

Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.

by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021

Ding Dong Jello Wack

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.

We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

by Dike Mink March 25, 2008

Don't Be Jello

a pretty lame middle school term for "don't be jealous"

Kid 1: "heheh, you got an F!"
Kid 2: "DON'T BE JELLO!"

by Onomonapeia January 1, 2009