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jello dick 

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex
aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour
jello dick by burbman1969 April 13, 2021

Jello der 

A new way to sayhello there
Jello der by CAmi, June 3, 2021
Used in reference trying to jam a small object in a large whole forcefully and failing. For example, hitting a pool ball hard into a pocket and it rebounds out.
You really jelly’d that in there.
Jelly’d by Bruce Wayyyne December 4, 2018

Green Jello with Hot Dogs 

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!
Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.

Ding Dong Jello Wack 

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.
We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

Don't Be Jello 

a pretty lame middle school term for "don't be jealous"
Kid 1: "heheh, you got an F!"
Kid 2: "DON'T BE JELLO!"
Don't Be Jello by Onomonapeia January 1, 2009